Big Brother: Britney Haynes’ Most Memorable Quotes
When it comes to agenda sessions on Big Brother, no one did them better than Britney Haynes from seasons 12 and 14. It wasn’t always so much what Britney said as the way she said it; she was a pro at sarcasm and facial expressions, often saying exactly what fans thought after seeing things happen around the house. That’s why it’s no surprise that Britney is one of the friendliest players in Big Brother.
She didn’t hide her disdain for people she didn’t like and took every opportunity to make fun of people, albeit in a light way. So while many of Britney’s funniest diary moments go beyond words, she also made some pretty memorable statements.
8 “Here, have an apple pie… made with arsenic!” “
This quote perfectly demonstrates Britney’s sarcasm skills, referring to what someone might say when they were nice to another person’s face and then secretly clench their teeth and plot against them behind their backs.
This is normal for the course on Big Brother, sure. But, while most of the other guests might roll their eyes and admit to having done this in their diary sessions or revealing that they knew someone was doing this to them, Britney made the description of the situation much more. lively.
7 “What’s that phone doing in the journal room?” Oh, hi Janelle… ”
It was such sweet karma, as Britney put it in the diary room after Malin “Boogie” Mike was kicked out of the game. She was obviously making fun of her original Chilltown Alliance diary sessions with the “finger phone” where he and Dr. Will rejoiced to stab other people, including Janelle.
He continues, “No, Mike Boogie isn’t here right now, but I’m leaving him a message. Did you want to say something?” What makes this quote among her most memorable: She delivered it in her farewell message when he was kicked out of season 14, one of the must-see seasons of Big Brother.
6 “Who wants to see my room Hoh?” ” ANYBODY!”
This is what most people think in the Big Brother house when someone walks into the room, asking this question with joy. Sometimes other guests are really excited to see the gifts the HoH has received from home, see pictures of their family and friends, and hear their letters from home.
But most of the time, it’s a formality that no one wants to participate in, especially if the HoH is an enemy. Britney said in this DR session exactly what most people thought; she added that, even if she felt that way, she would still sport a fake smile like everyone else and go up the stairs with the signature with the rest of the group.
5 “Why do you have to be so dramatic? Are you a homosapien, Brendan? Not a wizard! “
Britney mentioned this when referring to a contest hosted by Brendon. He was indeed dressed as a wizard for the themed competition and clearly went out of his way to play the part, trying to act in a dramatic and wizarding way. He shouldn’t be blamed for it.
Nevertheless, Britney was annoyed by his theatrics, as she didn’t quite get along with him, suggesting that he was too dramatic to attract attention, and that it was unnecessary. It’s just a silly competition, after all.
4 “You can’t hang out in Rachel’s Hoh room without laughing at her.”
Prancing into Rachel’s HoH bedroom wearing some of her extensions, Brittany did her best to emulate Rachel and started yelling “floats, grab a life jacket!” One of Rachel’s most memorable quotes.
Britney quickly fought back when Rachel entered the room, claiming they were all about to come downstairs to show Rachel – and she accepted the lie. Interestingly, although Rachel is confrontational and involved in one of the biggest fights in Big Brother, she still didn’t get mad at Britney, but found it hilarious instead. Still, based on Britney’s original commentary, they were planning to laugh. To Rachel, no with her.
3 “I will miss sitting in the garden with you talking about…”
In her farewell speech to her close friend Monet when she was kicked out, Britney was crying and listing all the things she allegedly failed to tell Monet as she sat outside together. Although it was a touching speech, it also made Monet laugh.
She mentioned things like their conversations about Kristen’s high waist pants, their many discussions about all they could do with Rachel’s extensions, and how much they didn’t like Rachel’s laugh.
2 “Enzo is hysterical. He’s like a character from the sopranos.”
Britney portrayed Enzo, who returned as an All-Star for Big Brother season 22, as being “completely 100% Jersey”, with her diary sessions interspersed with footage of her and Enzo chatting at the kitchen table. She kept asking him to say different words and was fascinated by the way he spoke.
She would ask him to repeat statements like “do you have coffee? And was mesmerized that he pronounced it “caw-fee”. During this time, she was also trying to get him to say things like “I guess I’ll go walk the dog.” The conversation between the two was just as hilarious as the line.
1 “If Brendon thinks he can get away with bullying me and spreading lies about me, he has another thing coming.”
She continued, “He is a classless, disgusting and vile person.” Britney said these harsh words about Brendan after his plea speech when Britney won the veto and had the chance to use it on him or Rachel. He called her a spoiled and selfish kid, calling her for betraying them.
This made Britney’s decision not to use the veto much easier. “Just like I’m a spoiled brat,” she replied, “you are a class act. You show your true colors every day.” Indeed, bullying is one of the many serious issues that have been addressed on Big Brother.
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